It will never matter how old I am because I’ll always be his little princess. 👑❤ Happy Father’s Day from us!

It will never matter how old I am because I’ll always be his little princess. 👑❤ Happy Father’s Day from us!

@1 day ago
*hears noises at night*:well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*:I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*:I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*:here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*:don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*:great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*:I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*:shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
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@2 days ago with 149098 notes
My big little sister lol. @oohitskrissy ❤❤

My big little sister lol. @oohitskrissy ❤❤

@6 days ago